This Watermelon Cake Is What I Never Knew I Needed

November 9, 2024

So, I made a cake out of watermelon. Not a joke. It’s honestly more like biting into a cold, slightly sweet, oddly satisfying slab of summer in July. The thing is, I never thought about how the smell of ripe watermelon—the grassy, slightly honeyed aroma—would be the first thing your nose catches when you cut into it. The texture? Juicy, yes, but also faintly chalky around the edges from the freeze, kind of like biting into a melting popsicle that’s somehow turned into a cake. Seems ridiculous but it’s exactly what I needed right now. Everyone’s so obsessed with pumpkin spice or pumpkin spice everything, but this—this is fresh. It’s simple, weird, and kind of perfect for just tossing into the fridge, forgetting about it, then realizing it’s the only thing you actually want for dessert today.

Watermelon Cake

This watermelon cake is made by freezing blended watermelon until firm, creating a cold, sliceable dessert with a slightly chalky, popsicle-like texture. The dish features the fruit's natural juicy and grassy aroma, resulting in a refreshing, visually appealing slab that resembles a traditional cake, but with a frozen consistency and vibrant appearance.
Prep Time 15 minutes
Cook Time 4 minutes
Total Time 4 minutes
Servings: 8
Course: Main Course
Cuisine: Fusion
Calories: 40

Ingredients
  

  • 1 large ripe watermelon seeded, cut into chunks
  • optional to taste honey or agave syrup for added sweetness

Equipment

  • Blender
  • Freezer
  • Knife
  • Measuring cups

Method
 

  1. Cut the watermelon into manageable chunks, removing any seeds if necessary, and measure out about 4 cups of the chunks.
    1 large ripe watermelon
  2. Place the watermelon chunks into a blender and process until smooth and liquid. Taste and add honey or syrup if desired, blending briefly to combine.
    1 large ripe watermelon, optional to taste honey or agave syrup
  3. Pour the blended watermelon mixture into a lidded container or a shallow dish suitable for freezing. Cover tightly and place in the freezer.
    1 large ripe watermelon
  4. Let the watermelon mixture freeze for at least 4 hours, stirring every hour in the first two hours to break up ice crystals and promote an even texture.
    1 large ripe watermelon
  5. Once fully frozen and with a slightly chalky, firm texture, remove from the freezer and use a sharp knife to cut into slabs resembling slices of cake. Serve immediately for a cold, refreshing dessert.
    1 large ripe watermelon

Maybe it’s dumb. Maybe just enough wrong to feel right. Either way, I’ll be grabbing another slice before I even think about cleaning the mess. That’s what summer desserts should be — a little messy, a little unexpected, and somehow, just right when you don’t know what you’re craving until you taste it.

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